*The following piece is satire, sort of. Many people think that brain rot is a funny topic. (Believe it or not, it’s Oxford Dictionary’s word of the year, defined as “low quality online internet...

In the U.S alone, Amazon sells about 8,600 goods per minute. Every day, of every year. And Amazon is just one of many online shopping platforms selling in the US, an industry that is estimated to make...

**Trigger Warning: Mentions of eating disorders and drug use.**   Who was your most-listened-to artist on Spotify last year? Everyone has their favorite, but for me, it was Will Wood, an enigmatic...

Pre-teens and teenage girls have always been obsessed with makeup. When I was 11, I’d look up ombre eyeshadow tutorials and lipstick combinations. It's what was popular, I swear. And now, the new generation...

“Some argue that Gatsby’s love was an example of true love, while others say—” Ding. Annette Logan opens the Snap: A face-shot of Marli Engel in front of UTC Mall. What a legend.  How is she not...

Plenty of movie franchises have been ruined by their sequels, like Pirates of the Caribbean, Toy Story, and Fantastic Beasts, and the controversial new Beetlejuice Beetlejuice could be the latest edition.  The...

Imagine this: A student forgets to reset their alarm clock on the Daylight Savings switch, causing him to show up 20 minutes late to Chem Honors. Or maybe he left ten minutes late and just couldn't beat...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that students at Saint Stephen's must be in need of an athletic credit to complete their graduation requirements. However little known the interests or extracurricular...

Emails may feel like ancient technology compared to the fast-paced world of DMs, texts, and Snap Streaks, but let’s get real: they’re not going anywhere, especially when it comes to school, work, and...

One of the first privileges allotted to the senior class is the ability to paint an assigned parking spot, with free-range regarding color, design, and content. The personalized spot is a way for seniors...

First, there was Julius Caesar, Henry VIII, and Margaret Thatcher, and now, at Saint Stephen’s, there is senior class president Hao Li. The role of the class president at Saint Stephen’s has been...

The first “authentically me” article I wrote For The Gauntlet was an open letter to my class called “Dear Sophomore Class.” At the time, I was writing because we had just finished our second homecoming...