Hey, teens! Yes, you! You want to feel like a mature person without the responsibilities and consequences, right? Are age restrictions cramping your style? Are you sick of Gen X’ers blaming you for things out of your control?

Read on below for some #yolo #swag tips on how to be a cool but RESPONSIBLE millenial!

1. Suggest ideas for chapel

2. Complain about how you were born in the wrong generation

3. Try and decipher Ancient Sumerian

4. Keep saying “Not all Millennials!” and hope someone acknowledges it

5. Actually do your schoolwork

6. Live with penguins for sixth months and learn their ways

7. Write stupid articles like this one

8. Write stupid articles like this one and post them to the internet for public consumption

9. Ride the Falcon Rollercoaster repeatedly

10. Raise money for a cause.  Everyone is doing it

11. Drive safely and go the speed limit… Wild, I know

12. Start a Ted Cruz fan club

13. Read a book, I guess

14. Try to not talk for a month

15. Go to college, get married, have a couple kids, and retire to an assisted-living facility in Myrtle Beach